What's your nickname?
Double D.

What men's fragrance drives you crazy?
Lacoste.

Have you ever masturbated at the work place?
Yes. I was watching a girl dance. The way she was dancing was beautiful and it got me turned on. I sat down, covered myself with a sweater, and did it. However, while I was doing it someone passed me and asked me what I was doing, and was giving me the look. I just told her nothing and continued [laughing].

If you were a car, what kind would you be and why?
A Lamborghini Murcilago. It's so sexy!

Have you ever had a threesome?
Yes of course. That's not even a question. I'm bisexual; I fantasize about it all the time.

What are your best features?
My ass and breasts.

Finish this sentence: If we were in the back seat of my `64, you would say...
Do you have a rubber?