Veronica Vixen is the answer to all of your relationship, love and sex questions. Ms. Vixen has seen it all, heard it all, and done it all. Whatever questions you have, however dirty, scary or abnormal they may seem, she has an answer for YOU. Veronica isn't a relationship expert, but she is a real woman, with real experience, and she gives very real answers. Veronica will blow your mind, take you places, and show you things only seen in your dirtiest dreams, so give her your best shot; she promises to be gentle.

Q: I've been dating this girl for six months and we get along well, but most importantly, she's a freak in the sheets. Sometimes she can get a bit too freaky for my taste. Do you think a freaky chick can be wifey material?
A: Yes, of course! She's definitely wifey material if she's like that only with you. If she's like that with other guys then she's nothing but a hoe. Remember you can't make a hoe into a housewife.

Q: My girl has a lot of guy friends. I always ask her why and she always gives me the same excuse saying that she "doesn't get along with girls." I mean, should I be worried?A: The last time I heard that excuse at least one of those so-called "friends" was sleeping with her. On the other hand, if you trust her, then you guys shouldn't have a problem, but wait, are those so-called "friends" good looking? Because if that's the case, she's definitely sleeping with at least one.

Q: My girl has a smoking body. When she gets undressed, I immediately get turned on, but then I get a little bit turned off when I notice that bush down there. How can I tell her to shave that sh**?
A: Just tell her to shave it or, better yet, offer to do it for her. That would be such a turn-on for you both.

Q: My girl has a funny odor "down there." I mean, it doesn't smell too fresh. Should I tell her?
A: There's not really a nice way to put it. Either keep it real and let her know or just don't mess with her anymore; it's as simple as that.

Q: My man wants to watch me hook up with another girl. I mean, is he trying to live his fantasy through me?
A: Basically! What man doesn't like to see two hot girls getting it on?

Q: This guy I'm dating loves to get me naked, but instead of doing it to me, he just likes to sit there and masturbate while staring at me. Should I be concerned?
A: Yes!

Q: I've been dating this guy for two weeks now and we had sex without a condom. I mean, he didn't try to put one on or didn't even hesitate. Should I be worried that he does that with a lot of girls?
A: Yes! That means that he's used to doing that. I suggest that you get tested, because you can never be too safe nowadays.

Q: My girl loves to go down on me. I mean, every second of the day she's trying to go down on me. She even said that she likes to do it. Does that mean that she's a hoe?
A: No, of course not. That means that she's really digging you, first off. Secondly, why are you questioning it? Third, you should give me her number. I'm pretty sure that I have a few guy friends who would love to have her in their lives.

Q: I always find my girl checking out other women. Does that mean that she's bi?
A: Nope, some women just appreciate beauty, and it doesn't mean that she's bi unless she acts on it.