Makeup: Kim Bui
Wardrobe: Kandy Shop Bikinis kandyshopbikinis.com
Model Mayhem: modelmayhem.com/samanthapadilla
Hometown: Houston, TX
Occupation: Self-made Hundredaire
LRG: Where can we find you on a typical weekend?
Samantha: I’m a go-go dancer.
LRG: What’s the best way for a guy to get your number?
Samantha: Show genuine interest in me and don’t holler at me like a dog.
LRG: Whistles and clicks don’t do it for you? Whew. Weeww, Click. Click.
Samantha: Yeah just like that. No! It would start with “Hey. My name is ‘fill in your name there.’ What’s up? How you doin’!” If I can hold a conversation with you we’re good.
LRG: How does he keep your attention?
Samantha: If I knew there would probably be a guy out there that would still be holding my attention.
LRG: So you have a hard time finding a guy to hold your attention?
Samantha: Ummm. Nam. Nam. Nam. I don’t know. I don’t know the correct answer to that one. Maybe B? What’s the question?
LRG: Where should he take you?
Samantha: I got asked out yesterday and he took me to the Magic Castle. That was fun. If a guy can’t make me laugh we have a problem.
LRG: You don’t want your first date to be at a club?
Samantha: Absolutely not! That is the worst idea ever for me.
LRG: How does he move to the next level?
Samantha: Be honest and state your intentions. He has to get to know me.
LRG: What does that exactly mean? We want details! Step-by-step instructions.
Samantha: Hey! I’m not a How To manual. If there were such a thing there would be a lot less single people. Guys don’t want girlfriends and guess what I don’t want to sleep around with people.
LRG: So what are you looking for?
Samantha: I’m ready for something serious.
LRG: What are the qualifications?
Samantha: He has to have his sh*t together. He has to know where he is going and doing something with himself.
LRG: So you find a guy, he has a job, a car and at least decent credit, what else are you looking for?
Samantha: I’m looking for good company. I’m looking for a friend who I’m also attracted to. Someone who I can be honest with and who is honest with me. Someone who can be secure with standing next to me. I’m not trying to brag but some people say I’m intimidating.
LRG: Who says that? I want a list of names to verify.
Samantha: People! Ask anybody! Just kidding. I’m just talking sh*t.
LRG: How are you going to treat your boyfriend in bed?
Samantha: I’m going to make his wildest fantasies come true. That means I’m a giving person. I like to make my man happy. If I’m not doing something that’s pleasing to him, I would like him to voice what he would like. I will also get adventurous with him. I like to please and be pleased.
LRG: Are you into kinky stuff?
Samantha: No, I’m actually kinda of boring. When people ask me the craziest place I’ve ever had sex, I’m like ughh a bed. I’ve never had a boyfriend to explore with that guy. It’s all been pretty basic.
LRG: I hear you’re a big supporter of medical marijuana.
Samantha: Yes. I think it’s a cure all. It’s god gift.
LRG: So you suffer from glaucoma?
Samantha: Yes. I can’t sleep and have backaches. Yeah. All that stuff.
LRG: How often do you take your medicine?
Samantha: I take the daily dosages as per doctor prescribed. I’m a law-abiding citizen. I have my green card. No, that’s not a citizenship joke.
LRG: You are legal right?
Samantha: Yes! I was born in Houston. Why you need to get married? I’ll marry you for $10,000 if you need papers.
LRG: You don’t have good credit. That’s why we’re not getting married. I need a girl with good credit so I can start mine over.